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11.06.2025 23:57

Everyone loved it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Loons and Moons
Why am I attracted to older men?
Unacceptable again!
Nuts and Butts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
If books could kill: The poison legacy lurking in libraries - BBC
Just Forget it!
Minds and Behinds
Still no good.
Six Types Of Dinosaur Eggs Found In One Place - The Daily Galaxy
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So they tried
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
How do you get started in bestiality with a dog as a male?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good
No go.
Next, they tried...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Hysterias & Posteriors
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
They put up a sign reading
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Thumbs down again.
Catatonics & High Colonics
All the ways Apple TV boxes do—and mostly don’t—track you - Ars Technica
So, the docs changed it to read
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Has a psychic ever made a crazy prediction that turned out to be true?
No, not a chance
No way
Then came..
Anthony Richardson sidelined by shoulder injury - NBC Sports
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.