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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

11.06.2025 23:57

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Everyone loved it.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Loons and Moons

Why am I attracted to older men?

Unacceptable again!

Nuts and Butts

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

If books could kill: The poison legacy lurking in libraries - BBC

Just Forget it!

Minds and Behinds

Still no good.

Six Types Of Dinosaur Eggs Found In One Place - The Daily Galaxy

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So they tried

Have anyone had an relationship of any kind with a spirit or demon, such as a succubus? If so, how was it?

share office space ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

How do you get started in bestiality with a dog as a male?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Freaks and Cheeks

Still no good

Is GATE tougher than JEE?

No go.

Next, they tried...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

2000 times the volume of Earth! These scientists made a discovery, this planet in our solar system was twice as large 4.5 billion years ago. - Farmingdale Observer

Hysterias & Posteriors

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

They put up a sign reading

Why do so many FtM people act like MtF people don't exist and what the hell am I supposed to do as an MtF person?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Thumbs down again.

Catatonics & High Colonics

All the ways Apple TV boxes do—and mostly don’t—track you - Ars Technica

So, the docs changed it to read

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Has a psychic ever made a crazy prediction that turned out to be true?

No, not a chance

No way

Then came..

Anthony Richardson sidelined by shoulder injury - NBC Sports

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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